Feb. 10, 2011 at 2:28pm with 8 notes
Reblogged from catpersonals
catpersonals: Whimsically underfed bohemian dream-girl seeks college grad with alarmingly low self confidence to tell me I’m beautiful without ever making eye contact. We can discuss Central-American surrealist fiction while I paw my IAMS around in slow, mournful circles and complain about how much I miss Helsinki. Later you’ll write embarrassingly earnest prose about the small of my back while I forget to return all of your calls. When I inevitably leave you for the warm spot above the dryer, you’ll drink a fifth of Jack Daniels and cut yourself—not enough to kill, just enough to feel. No Asians. You’ve found your calling Max! This is genius. 

catpersonals:

Whimsically underfed bohemian dream-girl seeks college grad with alarmingly low self confidence to tell me I’m beautiful without ever making eye contact. We can discuss Central-American surrealist fiction while I paw my IAMS around in slow, mournful circles and complain about how much I miss Helsinki.

Later you’ll write embarrassingly earnest prose about the small of my back while I forget to return all of your calls. When I inevitably leave you for the warm spot above the dryer, you’ll drink a fifth of Jack Daniels and cut yourself—not enough to kill, just enough to feel. No Asians.

You’ve found your calling Max! This is genius. 

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  1. lovehigh reblogged this from catpersonals and added:
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  2. pollyspocket reblogged this from catpersonals and added:
    calling Max! This is genius.
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